Ten Best Golf Caddy Responses Number : 10 Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Can you keep your head down that long, sir?” Number : 9 Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven sir, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” Number : 8 Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: “Yes sir…… You miss the ball much closer now.” Number : 7 Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?” Caddy: “Eventually, sir.” Number : 6 Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.” Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.” Number : 5 Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s a distraction.” Caddy: “It’s not a watch, sir. It’s a compass.” Number : 4 Golfer: “How do you like my game?” Caddy: “It’s very good sir, but I prefer golf.” Number : 3 Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: “I’m afraid the way you play sir, it’s a sin on any day.” Number : 2 Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.” Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course sir, we left that an hour ago.” And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.” Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.” Bonus . . . An old favorite about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole…… He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy…… Golfer: “Can you see any obvious problems ?” Caddy: “There’s a bit of crap on the end of your club.” The Golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face. Caddy: “No sir, at the other end.” Cancun Golf http://teedoff.com.mx/cancun-golf-courses/
Ten Best Golf Caddy Responses In Cancun
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