Ten Best Golf Caddy Responses In Cancun

Ten Best Golf Caddy Responses     Number : 10 Golfer:    “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy:    “Can you keep your head down that long, sir?” Number : 9 Golfer:    “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy:    “Try heaven sir, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” Number : 8 Golfer:    “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy:    “Yes sir…… You miss the ball much closer now.” Number : 7 Golfer:    “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?” Caddy:    “Eventually, sir.” Number : 6 Golfer:    “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.” Caddy:    “I don’t think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.” Number : 5 Golfer:    “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s a distraction.” Caddy:    “It’s not a watch, sir.  It’s a compass.” Number : 4 Golfer:    “How do you like my game?” Caddy:    “It’s very good sir, but I prefer golf.” Number : 3 Golfer:    “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy:    “I’m afraid the way you play sir, it’s a sin on any day.” Number : 2 Golfer:    “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.” Caddy:    “But this isn’t the golf course sir,  we left that an hour ago.” And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: Golfer:    “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.” Caddy:    “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”  Bonus . . . An old favorite about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole…… He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy…… Golfer:  “Can you see any obvious problems ?” Caddy:  “There’s a bit of crap on the end of your club.” The Golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face. Caddy:  “No sir, at the other end.” Cancun Golf http://teedoff.com.mx/cancun-golf-courses/